nut hugger
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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