Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
we should paint friendship bongs
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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