how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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