I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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