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  I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.

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  (978): I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them. http://tfl.nu/nsss
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  Submitted by mthib on Feb 13, 12 at 3:13pm

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  And that my friends is why you don't want to run into your gynecologist at the bar...

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• 24 16

  Submitted by DipInMyLip on Feb 13, 12 at 6:43pm

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  It's ok, her genitalia has lips so they can talk back to you

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• 25 20

  Submitted by porksword on Feb 13, 12 at 8:00pm

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  Loose lips sink ships.

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  • 17 22

    Submitted by reeln on Feb 14, 12 at 1:24pm

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    they also look like roast beef curtains

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• 19 12

  Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Feb 14, 12 at 3:16am

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  Stuck in the friend zoneee

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  Submitted by Malicius on Feb 13, 12 at 3:04pm

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  And thats why your V card remains unswiped

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  Submitted by keto06 on Feb 13, 12 at 3:03pm

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  sounds like a personal problem...

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  Submitted by IcanFly69 on Feb 13, 12 at 4:01pm

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  How do you go without talking to your own mother? Shame.

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