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  • 98 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:21am

    i just wish Tequila loved me back :(

  • 94 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:04am

    Agreed Jose is my best bud

  • 90 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:44pm

    THE THUMBS UP / THUMBS DOWN IN THE ZOMBIELAND ADS ARE BOGUS!!!

  • 92 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:58pm

    Lyrics borrowed from xzibit: "Call it what you want to call it I'm a fucking alcoholic."

  • 91 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:31pm

    So is this supposed to be funny or something?

  • 78 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:46am

    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,34,35,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49,50,51,52,53,54,55,56,57,58,59,60

  • 78 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 9:55am

    I wish I would have thought to rip off 'knocked up'. like you did. "I wish I loved anything as much as my kids love bubbles".

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:48pm

    ny girls want to send pics of tits??

  • 81 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:26am

    Oh fucking cool with all the damn numbers. I wish I knew u

  • 77 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:52pm

    I wish you loved me like I love tequila.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 12:52pm

    i wish i never stopped here

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 11:20pm

    I love ass and titties- doug mueller

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 3:49am

    Go cornhole more fuckers. U stupid fucking fucker. I hate u and u are not funny. Ass hole

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 10:39pm

    This is stolen from, "The Soloist" fucker. You should fuck your cat and stepfather and die.

  • 69 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 4:52pm

    HEY NUMBERS ASS HOLE. WATS YOUR FUCKIN DAMN PROBLEM. DO U HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO.