absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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