my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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