god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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