Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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