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  • 34 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:08pm
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    You need more cowbell.

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:25pm
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    he must be better looking, have a better personality, or has a bigger penis.

  • 39 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:26pm
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    Perhaps it's because he bathes regularly?

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:38pm
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    Upright? "Uptight" perhaps?

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 7:42pm
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    Princeton university

  • 33 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:30pm
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    How's everyone getting school girl uniform with roommate? They're probably at a college level, so there would be no uniforms.

  • 31 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:46pm
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    Guess who's baaaaaaack!!! -the quiet guy in the corner

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:36pm
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    Because he or she is Asian. Asian people are hot

  • 32 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:23am
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    I'm giving a thumbs up for 10:08. 

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:34pm
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    Yeah 3:05, I'm asian and my unit is a fucking Chinese Dragon, bitch.

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:05pm
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    Asians and their tiny genitals.. So adorable

  • 24 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:39pm
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    today i got some in the face...in the face!

  • 27 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:11pm
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    Obviously the OP is a male, texting about his male roommate.

  • 29 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:29pm
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    I don't understand, I have posted way better texts then this I nome of mine have been accepted. WTF

  • 25 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 12:24am
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    BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 10:36pm
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    I'd rather bone an Asian dude any day than your condescending ass.

  • 29 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 10:08pm
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    Do you have the face and body of a dump truck? That could be it..

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:11pm
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    Hot asian catholic schoolgirl...drool

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:11pm
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    She's Asian AND she's Catholic... DUH!! After some guy fucks her he gets to check two things off "The List"

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 2:52pm
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    Asian? and Catholic? that's like having a unicorn for a room mate!!!! WHEN CAN I MOVE IN?????

  • 30 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:12pm
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    3:05PM, say thanks to your mom for being part of the bukkake last night!

  • 29 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 7:27pm
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    because you are a fucking loser. Go buy a gun and eat the barrel, loser

  • 25 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:35pm
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    U AINT GOT NO GAMEEEE

  • 22 29
    Submitted by TimMc333 on Apr 11, 10 at 7:23pm
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    6:24 is win! :)

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:49pm
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    It's actually because she likes pretzels.

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:10pm
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA fuggin gooks.

  • 29 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 1:41am
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    Well if you have to specify that he/she is "upright", I'm guessing that means you still walk on all fours. Try working on that.

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:28pm
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    I'm assuming your roommate is a chick. Cute Asian girl in a catholic school uniform. Nuff said.

  • 25 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:51pm
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    Hey 2:26 I'm half Asian and I have huge dong.

  • 18 27
    Submitted by slygrrl on Nov 20, 10 at 4:35am
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    upright? is she usually vertical, or something? (jk)

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:30pm
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    Asians have small dicks

  • 28 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:55pm
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    Asains got small dicks and tight pussies, nuff said.

  • 20 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:58pm
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    You're ugly...plain

  • 24 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:27pm
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    Asian probably has more game

  • 22 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 9:25pm
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    6:30 Just because she no longer wears the uniforms doesn't mean she no longer owns them.

  • 25 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 6:24pm
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    Catholic girls DO love to kneel ;)

  • 27 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 2:26pm
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    If it is a dude, he's Asian therefore he has a tiny penis

  • 18 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:11pm
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    3:45 - It's = it is; its = possessive form of it.

  • 25 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:05pm
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    Why do all Asians look the same?

  • 22 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:59pm
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    Temptation is a helluva turn on.

  • 18 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:38pm
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    Because she's Asian.. and a "catholic school girl". I would imagine that would excite plenty of guys.

  • 22 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 4:40pm
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    Asians aren't hot. Your doing it wrong.

  • 17 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 3:45pm
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    Damn Iphone and it's auto correct