I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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I'm giving a thumbs up for 10:08.
You need more cowbell.
Perhaps it's because he bathes regularly?
If it is a dude, he's Asian therefore he has a tiny penis
Asian? and Catholic? that's like having a unicorn for a room mate!!!! WHEN CAN I MOVE IN?????
Upright? "Uptight" perhaps?
Guess who's baaaaaaack!!! -the quiet guy in the corner
Do you have the face and body of a dump truck? That could be it..
Because he or she is Asian. Asian people are hot
he must be better looking, have a better personality, or has a bigger penis.
How's everyone getting school girl uniform with roommate? They're probably at a college level, so there would be no uniforms.
Princeton university
It's actually because she likes pretzels.
because you are a fucking loser. Go buy a gun and eat the barrel, loser
Yeah 3:05, I'm asian and my unit is a fucking Chinese Dragon, bitch.
I'd rather bone an Asian dude any day than your condescending ass.
Because she's Asian.. and a "catholic school girl". I would imagine that would excite plenty of guys.
I don't understand, I have posted way better texts then this I nome of mine have been accepted. WTF
6:24 is win! :)
Obviously the OP is a male, texting about his male roommate.
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
She's Asian AND she's Catholic... DUH!! After some guy fucks her he gets to check two things off "The List"
Asians and their tiny genitals.. So adorable
Hot asian catholic schoolgirl...drool
Well if you have to specify that he/she is "upright", I'm guessing that means you still walk on all fours. Try working on that.
U AINT GOT NO GAMEEEE
I'm assuming your roommate is a chick. Cute Asian girl in a catholic school uniform. Nuff said.
Catholic girls DO love to kneel ;)
Asains got small dicks and tight pussies, nuff said.
Asians aren't hot. Your doing it wrong.
today i got some in the face...in the face!
6:30 Just because she no longer wears the uniforms doesn't mean she no longer owns them.
Asian probably has more game
Asians have small dicks
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA fuggin gooks.
3:05PM, say thanks to your mom for being part of the bukkake last night!
3:45 - It's = it is; its = possessive form of it.
Hey 2:26 I'm half Asian and I have huge dong.
Temptation is a helluva turn on.
upright? is she usually vertical, or something? (jk)
You're ugly...plain
Why do all Asians look the same?
Damn Iphone and it's auto correct
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