Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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