i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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