Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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