I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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