She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My feet surprised me
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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