Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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