did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Watching her eat just hurts me
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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