Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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