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  • yeah but penises don't vibrate, which is a damn shame. try a vibe with a cord, like hitachi magic wand or eroscillator. the latter is $200 but the best money i've ever spent. in fact, think i'll use it now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:52am
  • Oh I've been there. Go buy a huge pack of batteries sweetheart! It helps.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:49pm
  • Just take them out of the guitar and back in the vibrator...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:01am
  • thats funny, i took the batteries out of my wii guitar for my vibrator yesterday

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:42pm
  • The worst is when the batteries die halfway through. I found out the hard way that none of my remotes take AAA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:00pm
  • You sound like the girl of my dreams.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:09pm
  • Or you could get a man with the ability to satisfy you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:55pm
  • nah, just remember to replace 'em later.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:21am
  • Rechargeable batteries suck in vibrators....atleast after they've been charged once or twice =( get Lithium the are golden!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:46am
  • Party at 1:52's place!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:06am
  • just get some more :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:18am
  • High five for you 11:52!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 2:51pm
  • who cares if you're first?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Not if u buy rechargeables or the value pack of batteries !!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:49am
  • rechargeable batteries.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:30am
  • Your fault for owning a wii

    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Aug 7, 10 at 12:56am
  • Two words: rechargeable batteries. Get a 4 pack. Energizer. Set for life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:12am
  • They need to make a rechargeable Vibrator. Wheres Steve Jobs when you need him?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 10:20am
  • mmm, get four batterys, get the vibe going, then while thats "up there", start playing guitar hero :p pretend all the people are naked, or is that stage fright... angh, same principal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:11am
  • Buy a plug in "massager" at walmart. No batteries needed, and you'll never go back to a vibrator that needs double AA's, I promise you that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:21am
  • You obviously wanted fun over pleasure, your fault no?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Damn 12:46 I just bought myself some rechargable batteries thinking I was being so clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:54am
  • haha bc it makes ppl like u say something

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:04pm
  • vaginas are ewwwiwweee haha jk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:55am
  • haha 11:42. I've taken batteries out of my wii remote for my vibrator before on more than one occasion.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:37am
  • Wo0a!!Next time buy a bunch of..have a funny play!! ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:15pm
  • When did chicks lose the ability to masturbate without vibrators.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:20am
  • If your vibrator only takes AAs, then you're not missing much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:57am
  • Try using a penis. They don't need batteries =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:21am
  • Someone posted this exact one a month ago who ever is making fake text up is fucking sad. Fakers are going to drag the concept of this site through the mud like fml (cause they are mostly fake now so that people with unexciting lives can be party of something,even if it's a cite that's the barer of bad news I want a quality site please. I don't want it to get stupid like myspace and facebook. @NaturallyBored

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:54am
  • 12:46 - that explains things! time to get regular batteries I guess

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:21am
  • Quit playing guitar hero and start playing wii adult playtime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:30am
  • Maybe if you didn't play Wii Guitar Hero, you wouldn't need the vibrator...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:25pm
  • This is my perfect girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:24am
  • 854- cry us a river. these sites are fun. get over the "fake" stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:15pm
  • Deff did this so i could use my xbox controller

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 10:43am
  • Ask the neighbour for some batteries

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:45am
  • I do that all the time..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 8:05pm
  • Probably won't have enough power after lol. Time for her to go back old school and use her fingers lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:27am
  • 12:01, that's was exactly what I was gonna say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:16am
  • So? You'll still have a dildo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 6:52pm
  • Ouch... God bless you for making a decision. I'd end up horny as fuck and bored as hell...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:56am
  • Haha...been there done that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 1:04am
  • I do the opposite I take batteries out of my guitar hero for my vibrator then end up running the batteries out. Then later I'll try to play guitar hero and remember there are no more batteries. Playing with yourself is more important than playing by yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 11:52pm
  • another first! wow you're cool!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:13pm
  • 1:59 is either a virgin or a boy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 9:38pm
  • put the batteries in your ass and use ure vibrator for a wii controller

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:24am
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