Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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