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  • 86 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:36pm

    Run-on sentences are so stupid they're impossible.

  • 80 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:45pm

    Fantastic. Douchey, perhaps, but douchily fantastic. (I am totally aware that neither douchey nor douchily are words, but I'm fine with that.)

  • 76 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:28pm

    typical dry and somewhat abusive d.c. humor...

  • 76 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:36pm

    i dont have a gag reflex

  • 71 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 5:07pm

    Way to represent the Crapital.

  • 74 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:04am

    the best part about this exchange is that is took place at 6 pm on a monday

  • 74 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:10pm

    I don't really think it's that douchey.

  • 74 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:32pm

    not necessarily a woman but regardless, agree with 4:22...Douche

  • 70 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:35pm

    (703) I'm close enough to DC, you can give me head.

  • 66 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:35pm

    This isn't funny at all, rly.

  • 72 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:46pm

    6:16...... hellen keller?

  • 69 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:48pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:09pm

    Wait, are we fucking retards, as in retards who are fucking? I'm confused. I thought this was about giving head. 6:07 I think you are confused. Please explain yourself, or stop fucking talking and keep slurping.

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:31pm

    5:19, you're a pretty classy guy, aren't you?

  • 64 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:07pm

    You're all a bunch of fucking retards.

  • 62 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:00pm

    ...because dumb boys give the best head.

  • 62 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:19pm

    "hard to find a guy to give head to"...really...i'll tell you what's hard, my cock, now start sucking and don't stop until you lose your gag reflex

  • 71 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:07am

    i thought this was hysterical... seriously though 1-202 is kind of an r tard

  • 61 56
    Submitted by MoFruity on May 11, 10 at 10:38pm

    i think this is a conversation that i was part of. only we had it via aim. but im still pretty sure that i'm 1-202.

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:52pm

    Still, this whole thread could make anyone gag.

  • 65 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 11:38am

    i mean not really?...hahahahahahaha who says that?

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:16pm

    fucking retards is the best...........they make the best noises well right after deaf chicks...........yeah they definately make the best noises and as long as they cant see you....you can laugh.....

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:05am

    Hahaha this made me laugh really hard for some reason.

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 6:14pm

    To the texter: hold that thought and re-text it to my coworker.

  • 58 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:47pm

    4:45 way to make up words retard!!!! LMAO totaly just kidding douchbaggery at its finest