I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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