haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I cockslap morals
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You left your phone here
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