Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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