This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
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Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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