why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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