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  • Submitted by Hierro on Oct 23, 10 at 1:59pm

    Me. I hit it all the time and I've never had a Big Mac.

  • Submitted by ThreatLVLMidNght on Oct 23, 10 at 2:03pm

    probably all the vegetarians in america

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      Submitted by aspenrose on Oct 23, 10 at 2:25pm

      Hell yeah! We have our priorities on meat straight...

  • Submitted by theotherguy on Oct 23, 10 at 2:40pm

    I've never eaten a Big Mac and never want to. Gross. And I've been laid.

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    Submitted by electricworry on Oct 23, 10 at 1:48pm

    I would, but that would imply I've had a big mac.

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    Submitted by majorboner69 on Oct 23, 10 at 5:17pm

    Vegetarian nymphos.

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    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:30am

    Vegetarians are douche bags

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    Submitted by jennitalia on Oct 23, 10 at 2:16pm

    I ate a Big Mac right before I got laid for the first time.

  • Submitted by cldean3 on Oct 23, 10 at 2:28pm

    I can't. oh and vegetarians suck... A lot. :)

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      Submitted by mystomachurts on Oct 23, 10 at 10:26pm

      your MOTHER sucks a lot! don't fucking hate on us vegetarians just cause we're smarter, healthier, andt aren't going to die of a heart attack or clogged arteries by age 35.

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        Submitted by dionysus on Oct 24, 10 at 12:51am

        You might not die of clogged arteries, but you will probably die of a heart attack still if you are always this angry! As far as smarter, your post certainly didn't do much to prove that point.

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    Submitted by samantha on Oct 23, 10 at 3:58pm

    I can. Big Macs look disgusting.

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    Submitted by trueloveinmae on Oct 23, 10 at 8:55pm

    Well, I've never had a Big Mac, so I'm gonna go with this girl right here.

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    Submitted by garg411 on Oct 24, 10 at 10:40am

    Too many veggies on a big mac

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    Submitted by worstnightmare on Oct 24, 10 at 1:35pm

    I can. And still haven't eaten a big mac

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    Submitted by rocketbeast on Oct 24, 10 at 3:57am

    I like how @mystomachhurts is promoting vegetarianism, but yet is clearly suffering from gi distress... I'm a vegetarian, and I feel like that hurts the argument a little

  • 54 56
    Submitted by vermonter on Oct 23, 10 at 3:31pm

    Ugh. Me. I've never eaten a big mac.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Lovi on Oct 24, 10 at 1:12am

    Thankfully at least one. Fucking fast food.\n\n...wait, it does count if its with another chick, yes?

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      Submitted by Lovi on Oct 24, 10 at 3:10am

      Oh. Haha. I probably don't count anyway. *British, not American, despite living in the US of A. Whoops.*

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Frederick on Nov 2, 10 at 7:08am

    I have.

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    Submitted by kaitlynlee on Oct 23, 10 at 10:16pm

    I can.

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    Submitted by EJS4 on Oct 23, 10 at 8:12pm

    Despite all the comments, not many Americans can say that. Good for you.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:36am

    I used to be one of your kind but I stopped because everyone hated me

  • 50 53
    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:34am

    I'm not a republican

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    Submitted by okayleesredy on Nov 9, 10 at 12:02am

    me!!!!

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    Submitted by donnydakid5810 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:11am

    Vegetarians aren't healthier then meat eaters, proteins and vitamins given by meat can't be obtained by anything besides meat.. Go fuck urselfffff, big macs rule<3

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      Submitted by Frederick on Nov 2, 10 at 7:14am

      That's completely untrue - there's protein in lots of things that aren't meat, and vitamins come in pills. I'm not veg, but I don't see the problem with it, as it can be just as healthy.\n\nMy problem is your ignorance. You should probably try and take better advantage of our education system. I hear if you play it right, you can get free school ALL THE WAY through High School! Think about it.

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    Submitted by lindsay_j10 on Oct 23, 10 at 7:14pm

    I can. Haha.

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    Submitted by nick122090 on Oct 23, 10 at 2:01pm

    @electricworry: same here, and i dont see it changing any time soon

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    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:40am

    Stop getting high and bitching about everything ever and get a job so you actually help society for once in your worthless lives

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    Submitted by cmwings on Oct 23, 10 at 10:31pm

    Both are murder...and delicious.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by rumbarbarbie on Oct 23, 10 at 4:46pm

    i can!!

  • 42 45
    Submitted by epic_win on Oct 25, 10 at 1:40am

    i cant :( \nbut hey, i'm not American ;)

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    Submitted by snapper123 on Oct 24, 10 at 4:08pm

    To those ignorant about vegetarianism:\nRaising animals for food is actually a primary cause of land degradation, air pollution, water shortage, water pollution, and loss of biodiversity. Doing your part to keep the world from falling to pieces hardly makes someone a "single minded asswipe." *cough*warrior46*cough*

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      Submitted by Frederick on Nov 2, 10 at 7:15am

      And soy is killing the rain forest. Seems there's a downside to everything.

  • 48 57
    Submitted by birdshooter on Oct 23, 10 at 3:25pm

    Guilty right here

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Misssbarry on Oct 24, 10 at 2:43am

    i dont know why but me and my bf get off to tfln

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 23, 10 at 3:18pm

    However a Big Mac can be shitted and flushed when you are done.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by princessjess0019 on Oct 24, 10 at 7:36pm

    Ummmmm... I can...

  • 37 38
    Submitted by bankdis on Oct 24, 10 at 5:37pm

    I can!! Big macs where never my thing...but pussy on the other hand, that is!

  • 41 46
    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:42am

    Stop pretending you know everything because almost every thing you think you know is wrong go to school and learn something

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Catlick on Oct 24, 10 at 9:56am

    I have! But I'm vegetarian and Australian.. Does that still count?

  • 43 52
    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:29am

    Fuck you hippies everyone hates you

  • 41 53
    Submitted by jameserlpwns on Oct 24, 10 at 1:09pm

    It's the American dream and you lived it. My hats off to you

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    Submitted by tricialynngrady on Oct 24, 10 at 5:42pm

    I love these arguments. I legitimately just made an account to let you guys know how much it amuses me that people care so much about TFLN. Also I've never had a big mac, have had sex. But I just don't like cheeseburgers or onions or much from McDonald's. I do love meat!

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    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:31am

    Hippies are ignorant single minded asswipes who are almost as bad as tea partiers and anarchists

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    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 24, 10 at 1:22am

    @Lovi. I'm from quebec, the most socialist area in North America. I hardly need you to point out the differences between that and communism....

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      Submitted by Lovi on Oct 24, 10 at 3:13am

      Ah, and how exactly was I supposed to know that? I'm just responding to your comment. And tend to get jumped upon by oh-so-wonderful people who declare me a 'commie bitch woman' for my political views. Ah, well, I don't mean to start up any sort of an arument.

      • 40 55
        Submitted by Lovi on Oct 24, 10 at 3:15am

        *argument. Damn keyboard. Sorry about that.

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    Submitted by SALIA on Oct 24, 10 at 3:22am

    Is that a challenge??

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    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:27am

    You hippies don't know shit get a job and help society instead of getting high and criticizing it

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      Submitted by Blammer on Oct 26, 10 at 6:08pm

      So vegetarians equal hippies, who equal homeless people who smoke and criticize the government? Your logic is inherently flawed. Most vegetarians aren't hippies; most do it more for their health than the animals. But most vegetarians, seeing as meatless products for protein are expensive (not that you'd know, seeing as you too lack a job and probably don't pay for your own food), are middle to upper class. Most of us have jobs. Besides, meat-eaters are statistically more likely to d

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Fletch23 on Oct 24, 10 at 10:04pm

    me too. never had a big mac. never want a big mac.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by dinopete on Oct 23, 10 at 4:09pm

    I can, bitches!

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    Submitted by HeatherLeigh on Apr 16, 11 at 11:56pm

    Me! I've never had a Big Mac before

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Proudfoot on Oct 24, 10 at 1:40am

    I'm from the U.K. This is definitely one of the best posts I've come across on here!!

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    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 23, 10 at 5:55pm

    Also Rule 2785: Anyone who doesn't like Big Macs are Commies!!!!!\nAnd I love how all those bitches are saying "Me!!!" like it makes them special

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      Submitted by Lovi on Oct 24, 10 at 1:16am

      ....not a communist (socialism is different, damnit), I just happen to actually care about my body and as such don't put shit into it.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by xaustin on Oct 23, 10 at 6:03pm

    the big mac pretty much refers to any "you're gunna be a fat ass for eating this" food

  • 32 45
    Submitted by asteriodB612 on Oct 27, 10 at 2:11am

    I can. Do I win something AWESOME?!

  • 34 51
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Oct 24, 10 at 11:09pm

    never had a big mac. or been laid.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by carepolice on Oct 25, 10 at 12:54am

    Guy can't make a joke without it getting torn apart by all you pussies...

  • 40 65
    Submitted by haviva99 on Oct 23, 10 at 11:12pm

    Never eaten meat never mind a big mac and I've gotten laid....

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    Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Mar 5, 12 at 3:52pm

    I can

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    Submitted by exosus on Aug 1, 11 at 10:40pm

    As with everyone of breeding, I can say that. While I love meat, nothing which comes from McDonalds falls into my definition of the word. Go be poor somewhere else.

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    Submitted by Hierro on Oct 23, 10 at 10:05pm

    EJS4 bases that statement on extensive market research and random sample polling.

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    Submitted by keezingpenguin on Oct 23, 10 at 4:27pm

    Me! I do not like Big Macs. I do understand the sentiment though.

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    Submitted by twodou on Dec 4, 10 at 7:18pm

    I have no issue w/ vegans and vegitarians but you do realize that while meat eaters MAY suffer from heart issues eventually, you will suffer major illness if you even eat meat based broth?

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    Submitted by bigdaddy03 on Oct 30, 10 at 9:11am

    I've never had a big mac and have been laid,nor am I vegitarian. It's not that difficult to do

  • 33 58
    Submitted by jltc on Oct 23, 10 at 2:06pm

    I can! (actually

  • 29 51
    Submitted by blahzeblah on Oct 25, 10 at 1:41pm

    Me. Never ever had a big mac, and I don't plan to... Gross.

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    Submitted by irish_rose on Oct 25, 10 at 2:40am

    Haha I can and I'm NOT a vegetarian, I just never ate fast food when I was in high shool

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 23, 10 at 8:43pm

    I can. Been laid thousands of times and never had a Big Mac, they sound gross...special sauce and onions? I'm a lettuce, pickle, mayo kinda guy..

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    Submitted by jtm333 on Jul 30, 11 at 3:32pm

    I prefer a double quarter pounder

  • 38 72
    Submitted by lilbopeep on Oct 24, 10 at 6:13am

    <--- this American can!

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    Submitted by mxt14 on Jan 6, 12 at 7:59pm

    I can say that!

  • 32 62
    Submitted by jcorpse666 on Oct 24, 10 at 9:19am

    I hate big macs and I'm def not a virgin

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    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 23, 10 at 5:52pm

    Rule 156: Old enough to pee, old enough for me!!!! :)

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    Submitted by butterf1yy on Oct 24, 10 at 9:02pm

    I got laid 4 years before my first (and only) big mac

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    Submitted by warrior46 on Oct 24, 10 at 1:52am

    I haven't had a big Mac because I'm to busy GOING TO SCHOOL in the 8th grade so I can go high school and then GO TO DUKE to get a DEGREE so I can make a shit load of money

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      Submitted by Blammer on Oct 26, 10 at 6:02pm

      Haha... I love how children think they know everything. Duke? Good luck with that. If you're using that grammar and those words, you aren't going anywhere.

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        Submitted by Blammer on Oct 26, 10 at 6:03pm

        And to be a hypocrite: There needs to be a period after that and you're should be capitalized. (I need a new keyboard.)