KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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