just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Randomize