I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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