You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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