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  • 84 28
    Submitted by UncleReamus on Dec 17, 12 at 7:15pm

    He has the corkscrew, you have the whine.

  • 79 23
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Dec 17, 12 at 4:21pm

    If he lays on his right side while you lay on your back when fucking, I can't imagine you'll complain about it.

  • 66 33
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 17, 12 at 5:03pm

    Wasn't god. She woke up with his dick inside her again,

  • 50 27
    Submitted by GutterBalls on Dec 17, 12 at 5:04pm

    And then they screwed!

  • 32 29
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Dec 17, 12 at 5:38pm

    Looks like it's a twister!

  • 25 21
    Submitted by dictatorforlife on Dec 19, 12 at 10:55am

    So that makes him half pig?

  • 26 35
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 17, 12 at 5:04pm

    ... or he "stiffed" the taxi driver again (see, Martin, Steve)

  • 28 43
    Submitted by finalflash08 on Dec 17, 12 at 4:20pm

    Eeeeewwwwww!