why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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