If a girl sang to me after sex I would wrap her up in all the covers and stuff her under the bed. That would give me a good 5 mins to make my escape. Creepy.
11:14- Short Dick Man is by Gilette. Dear god, my days of dancing on bars in Mexico just came racing back to me when that song was mentioned.
I personally would sing "Stalker" by Covenant at that point. Or maybe Velvet Acid Christ's "Slut". Or I could hum some themes from horror movies whilst his cock or balls were in my throat. Delightful.
I don't even understand...why, how, when would you have had time to sing..I mean how bad was the sex....aren't you suppose to "sing" during sex not after.
What I really want to know is WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!!
I made out with one of the Hellraiser movies playing in the background. I don't think anything could be creepier than that. Post coital serenade would be kind of cool. Especially if it was a lusty version of AC/DC "You Shook Me all Night Long". That would get me ready for Round 2.
HA...I'd sing "I'm Afraid of Americans". Or deliberately change the words from NIN's Closer to say "I want to fuck you with an animal." Creepy good fun.
the bitch is back...elton john
you never cry like a lover...eagles
rock-a-bye-baby
love stinks....j giles band
don't want no short dick man...not sure who sings it.
there are sooooo many to choose form...
9:40: LMFAO!!! Ahhhh... Patrick Swayze....... Anyhoot, um, serenading someone is probably THE corniest thing ever. I don't care if it was Edward Cullen himself singin a song to me, I'd be like, "Uh, grab your shit and go please."
A cougar I went home with turned on her iPod “smooth jams” mix, and I ended up having sex with Chicago’s “You’re the Inspiration” playing in the background. That was pretty bad.
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