All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
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this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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