I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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