I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm like, not good at living.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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