he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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