Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
mondays should just be called national damage control day
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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