did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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