Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
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omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
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She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize