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  • Submitted by cannabislecter on Sep 27, 12 at 10:49am

    She was 300 lbs. and she was holding a fillet knife and a bottle of Frank's Red Hot... I woke up in a cold sweat.

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 19, 12 at 11:34pm

      Your username makes your comment so much more hilarious than it already is.

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    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Sep 27, 12 at 10:44am

    If you passed that up without a damn good reason, turn in your man card and give me her number.

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      Submitted by Kevin201 on Sep 27, 12 at 9:09pm

      see cannabislecter's comment...

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    Submitted by zengame on Sep 27, 12 at 10:45am

    Just make your sister a sandwich, damn!

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    Submitted by fat_boy on Sep 27, 12 at 12:07pm

    And you haven't stuffed it down her throat yet? What's wrong with you??

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    Submitted by Phys on Sep 27, 12 at 11:13am

    I really hate it when mom goes on a new diet!

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    Submitted by polacke on Sep 27, 12 at 11:02am

    its a trap!

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    Submitted by Pronfairy on Sep 27, 12 at 5:10pm

    Satisfy that woman's hunger!

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    Submitted by porksword on Sep 27, 12 at 1:43pm

    How'd you see her wink, wasn't she wearing panties?

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    Submitted by plygtr85 on Sep 27, 12 at 10:49am

    well, give her that tubesteak smothered in underwear