I love having hate sex.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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