Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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