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  • Submitted by blitted on Jul 20, 10 at 2:38pm

    Today's my birthday.

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      Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 2:58pm

      Happy birthday from Firsty!

  • Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:08pm

    These birthday pretzels are making me firsty!!! Birthday Keg!!!!!

  • Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 2:40pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

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      Submitted by MR_PC on Jul 20, 10 at 6:02pm

      you're mom?

      • Submitted by MR_PC on Jul 20, 10 at 6:04pm

        your not you're

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    Submitted by weathermentravy on Jul 20, 10 at 8:36pm

    Today is also my birthday

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    Submitted by bsktht34 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:15am

    Today's my birthday :)

  • Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 20, 10 at 3:01pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

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    Submitted by crazyman217 on Mar 2, 11 at 10:15pm

    Today is not my birthday

  • 93 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 2:43pm

    Stfu troll

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    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 22, 10 at 2:24am

    The snozz berries taste like snozz berries

  • 92 90
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:36pm

    Third

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 3:07pm

    Your bitch with titts. Can you dig it !!

  • Submitted by Glazed on Jul 20, 10 at 2:52pm

    Great story, compelling, and rich.