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  • 83 63
    Submitted by blitted on Jul 20, 10 at 2:38pm

    Today's my birthday.

    • 58 66
      Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 2:58pm

      Happy birthday from Firsty!

  • 70 54
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:08pm

    These birthday pretzels are making me firsty!!! Birthday Keg!!!!!

  • 73 63
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 20, 10 at 3:01pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

  • 69 56
    Submitted by weathermentravy on Jul 20, 10 at 8:36pm

    Today is also my birthday

  • 67 66
    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 2:40pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    • 63 60
      Submitted by MR_PC on Jul 20, 10 at 6:02pm

      you're mom?

      • 59 65
        Submitted by MR_PC on Jul 20, 10 at 6:04pm

        your not you're

  • 61 56
    Submitted by bsktht34 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:15am

    Today's my birthday :)

  • 52 41
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Mar 2, 11 at 10:15pm

    Today is not my birthday

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 2:43pm

    Stfu troll

  • 54 53
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 22, 10 at 2:24am

    The snozz berries taste like snozz berries

  • 56 64
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Jul 20, 10 at 2:36pm

    Third

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 3:07pm

    Your bitch with titts. Can you dig it !!

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Glazed on Jul 20, 10 at 2:52pm

    Great story, compelling, and rich.