He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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