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  • im in old town.. outta work in an hour and a half. havent washed my sheets in a few weeks anyway. what the hell..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:22pm
  • pussy, cock, sammiches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:15pm
  • Northern Virginia represent!!! hahaha thats whatsupppppp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 6:17pm
  • Stick a shampoo bottle in there while your in the shower! It helps

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:04pm
  • this is tfln.. where are the 200 'how do you know this is a girl' replies?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:22pm
  • what can i say? northern virginia is the place to be..especially if you want your dick sucked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Y r women like this not approachin ppl in public? That's where I am dammit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:00pm
  • i love sucking cock nomnom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:40pm
  • Why helloooo northern Virginia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:41pm
  • 12:01 that was awesome To the poster: How did I know it would be something like this for the local 703?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 3:23am
  • Go buy a dildo! Then you don't have to worry it will alway me there hard & ready!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:35pm
  • OMG wher u at right now? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:57pm
  • 5:52 i agree with the whole pussy licking thing but there are girls who love sucking cock, even if it doesnt feel good to them, some women get off on pleasing others

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:32pm
  • what is it with american dudes and blowjobs? Thats why those fine, hot chicks don´t whisper in your ear, or sleep with as many guys as she´d like, cause you´re all egotrippin pornfreaks that doesn´t know how to give head yourselves, cause you actually think girls enjoy doin it. Give to get, gaddammit!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:52pm
  • 3:00 it's not like they wear a t-shirt or a sign that says 'COCKSLUT' or 'YES, I DO SWALLOW' (that would be cool to see, yes?)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:16pm
  • As if any one would EVER be into that. ^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 8:27pm
  • haha i know how you feel...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:29am
  • god... I know that feeling :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:54am
  • 5:52, I personally enjoy giving head as much as, if not more than, I enjoy receiving it. And I know I'm not alone on that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:32pm
  • ha everyone is imagining this as a good looking girl, but fat ugly girls have text plans too. most likely where this came from.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:14pm
  • ^ it wont... just get used to it...... but honestly this girl CANNOT be hot... if shes hot then shes stupid because she could get a dick as fast as a 16 year old can get a boner

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:52pm
  • 12:01AM... i just died laughing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:31pm
  • use whipped cream...then watch her singing the next morning p-p-pp-p-p-ppoke poke my face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 1:39am
  • ^on top of that, NOVA.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:36pm
  • Me too, hun. Me too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:22am
  • i'd like to hear someone say this in a game of "never have i ever"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:58pm
  • i'd love to hear that whispered in my ear

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:03pm
  • hollerrr northern va!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 5:11pm
  • I do too. For a certain one though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:58pm
  • hahaha its from never have i ever! 703 keeping it real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:24pm
  • Who said its a woman? i'm guessing its a message from dipshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:22pm
  • 1:54pm, that shit is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:01pm
  • well, I have a Dick that's craving some Lips.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:00pm
  • ugh. me too sisterrrr

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 4:59am
  • Holy jesus, I thought I was weird for like to give head (as a guy), but now that I know there's chicks in the world who actually dig giving head is pretty friggin' awesome. I mean... I'm not saying girls I've been with we're like, "Fuck no I will NOT give you head," but only 2 of them have just gone down on me without any prior asking. I'm probably going to text this to a chick tonight as a joke and see what she responds back. ;}

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:59am
  • 5:52 i'm glad someone's on the same page as me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:24pm
  • women aren't like this in public because people are so goddamn quick to call them OMGZ SLUTTSSS. vicious cycle boys.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:36pm
  • i definitely get off on giving head. just being able to please a guy so well does it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:52pm
  • Clifton nova mother fuckers reppib the 703

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:30pm
  • BRAD You Bitch ! stop posting my texts !!!! Steve.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:30pm
  • dammit, that's my area code. You can't be far

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:10pm
  • i got a 40 foot cock 4 ya

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:45pm
  • god damn NOVA girls, i prolly know this one too -shaft

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:23pm
  • wordd 3:36 Sleep with a guy, then he calls you a slut for sleeping with him. wtf? what does that make you? awesome dude?!!?? when does this double standard go away?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:04pm
  • keep it classy virginia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 4:03pm
  • ^ i give you 5 minutes before you turn lesbian. as for the original post... awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 6:12pm
  • I know the feeling. I hope you found some!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 12:57pm
  • a) how did no one tell 2:03 that they are hilarious and b) whats with the dude and the 40 foot cock? you couldn't actually do anything with it.. and the military would likely shoot missles at it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:01am
  • keep it classy 703, keep it classy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:58pm
  • ahhh i know the feeling, its ridiculouss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:23pm
  • Hahah anyone else laugh because this is from Virginia? Virgina? yeah..........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 5:06am
  • no one from the 703 says 'northern virginia'. either you shout out your city or NOVA as a whole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 1:59am
  • what if the person who posted this is a dude? never make assumptions, they don't always turn out how you want them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:48pm
  • my ex girlfriend told me that while her current bf is in the marines. =)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:45pm
  • i feel your pain girl!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:47pm
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