Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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