Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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