yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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